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Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Tujh Par Barse
Teri Chahat Ko Aaloo Tmater Tarse
Teri Zindagi Mein Ayen Itne Kaddu
Ke Tu Tindey Khane Ko Tarse

Funny Shayari

SUNO
KHOBSORAT LOG. hamesha ..Achey nahi hotey..
LEKIN
ACHEY LOG hamesha
khobsorat hotey hain
TUMHARI TARAH.

PLEASE DONT IGNORE, ITS REAL.

Sumaira 1 larki the, wo 2nd year ke student the,
uska 1 boy friend tha Sajjad, wo Sajjad se roz mobile pr bat krti the.
Kisi kam ke waja se Sajjad ko Pakistan se bahr jana para thory dino k lye.
Jb Sajjad gaya to Sumaira ke mot hogai, Sumaira ke wasiat k mutabik
uska mobile b us k sath kabr mai dafnaya gaya.
Jb Sajjad wapis aya to wo Sumaira ke mot ke khabr sun k heran hogaya
kyunki Sumaira to roz us se mobile pr bat krti the.
Sumaira k Ma Bap ne is bary mai 1 bht bary Moulvi ko bataya.
Wo sb log Sajjad k sath kabristan gaye,
waha ja kr Sajjad ne Sumaira ko phone kia
to Sumaira ne us waqt b Sajjad se bat ke
……Molvi ne kaha Is se yahe bat zahir hote hai k
telenor ka network har jaga chalta hai

Funny Shayari

Muje apni mohabat ki khushbo se noor krdo

Muje apni mohabat ki khushbo se noor krdo,
Tumse juda na ho sako itna majbur krdo,
Meri ns ns mein bs jye wafa teri,
Ksi or ki teraf na dekhon, itna mahgror krdo

How can I write a poem about my love

How can I write
a poem about my love for you?
Words can’t begin
to convey the way my heart
goes into overdrive
when I think of you.
What phrases can replace
the light that glows within
when I imagine us together?
I could write you
a love song,
but no music can
express the depth
of what I feel for you.
No song can stir me
the way the sound
of your voice does.
You’re the notes
rising above life’s din,
crossing rivers
and climbing
over mountains
to reach my heart.

aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya

chor aik ghar me chori karny gaya ..
tijori par likha tha …
tijore ko thorne ki zarorat nhi,,
440 no. lagao or samne wala laal button dubao ,,
tejori khul jayege ,,
chor ny jesy he button dabaya ,,
alarm baja or police a gaye ,,,
jaty waqt chor malik sy bola….??
aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya 

funny shayari

China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

Fun Shayari

Samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy

DADA: puthar andr sy mery daant tu ly aa …
putar: dada jee abhi rote tu bane nhi..
dada: nai putar roti nai khani ,,
samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy …. 

Funny sayri

Funny Shayari

Mai Sala Puppy

husband aur wife ki fighting ho rahi thi
to husband bola TU SAALI KUTTI
WIFE : tu sala KUTTA 
unka SON saath mai beta howa tha wo Bola.. Mai Sala Puppy

Difference between husband and boyfriend

Boyfriend is fun, & Husband is a gun,
$Boyfriend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,
@Boyfriend is tooty fruity, &  Husband is qismat phooti.

funny English shayari

#Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai

$Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai,
@Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai’
Niche likha hai chapal chor,
Upar se Rs.2 inam hai.

aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya

chor aik ghar me chori karny gaya ..
tijori par likha tha …
tijore ko thorne ki zarorat nhi,,
440 no. lagao or samne wala laal button dubao ,,
tejori khul jayege ,,
chor ny jesy he button dabaya ,,
alarm baja or police a gaye ,,,
jaty waqt chor malik sy bola….??
aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya 

China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

Funny shayari

Samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy

DADA: puthar andr sy mery daant tu ly aa …
putar: dada jee abhi rote tu bane nhi..
dada: nai putar roti nai khani ,,
samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy …. 

Funny Shayari hindi

Jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz

1. Kisi ka jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz, Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya! 2.Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho, Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad!

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Nazar Ne Un Ki Current Mara Hai

Nazar Ne Un Ki Mujhe Jo Current Mara Hai, Jaise Matrix Ka Koi Stunt Mara Hai, Samjho Aise Ke Jaise DiL Ke Rishte ko, AC Coach Ne Pora Ka Pora Front Mara Hai..

Tere chehrey pe udasi

Tere chehrey pe udasi,ankhun me nami hai, tere chehre pe udasi,ankhun me nami hai, national namak istamal kar bachay,tujh mei iodine ki kami hai…..

Funny sayri

How can I write a poem about my love

How can I write a poem about my love for you? Words can’t begin to convey the way my heart goes into overdrive when I think of you. What phrases can replace the light that glows within when I imagine us together? I could write you a love song, but no

Funny sayri

$Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai

Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai, Har jaghe har diwal par tera nam hai’ Niche likha hai chapal chor, Upar se Rs.2 inam hai.

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#Tum meri zindagi me aaye iss tarah….


$Tum meri zindagi me aaye iss tarah…. Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah.. Khule Khet me Ghus aata ho PAAGAL SAAND jiss tarah.

Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi.

Arz kiya hai… Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi… Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi… Jaise narrow darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi..!

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