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Bad Jokes

Bad Jokes

A girl got married and her friend was very keen to know about her honeymoon.
Friend: Tell me what happened last night?
Girl: Nothing.
Friend: But you had Honeymoon yesterday, must have happened?
Girl: I’m saying nothing happened.
Friend: Okay, tell me the whole incident last night.
Girl: My husband came to the room at ten o’clock at night.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: He took off his coat and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he took off his tie and hung on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he took off his shirt and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?

Girl: Then he took off his vest and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he took off his belt and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he also took off his pants and hung on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he took off my sari (Cloth) and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then took off my blouse (upper Bra. like gym upper bra) and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?

Girl: Then he also took off my petticoat and hung it on the peg.
Friend: What happened then?
Girl: Then he also took off my bra and hung it on the peg.
Friend: Then something must have happened then?
Girl: Yes, it was a lot of fun.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: Because of loading so many clothes, the peg broke and And he kept patting the peg all night.

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Dark Jokes

Bad Quotes
  1. If get nipple then start sucking
  2. When the wall is found then starts pissing,
  3. tongue slipping started Mother and sister,
  4. When got ass, finger started,
  5. Started drinking, when found free
  6. If you get cocks, started shaking,
  7. When four friends are found, the ruckus begins,
  8. sex planning started when the girl was found
  9. If you get such a message, then start forwarding.

A doctor was running away with a blade behind Pathan and shouting, “Stop, I will Fuck your mother, Stop bastard, I will kill you once I get my hands.”

Hearing this, some people caught the doctor and asked, “What has happened, brother, why are you bent on killing him?”
The doctor said angrily, “This mother fucker bastard, He has been doing the same for the last 4 times, comes to get the vasectomy done, and runs away after getting the hair cut. “

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Once Pathan (Afghanistan khan) was traveling in the sea that his ship broke down due to a terrible storm in the sea and he reached an island. On reaching the island, he saw that there was a sheep and a dog on the island. The three became close friends.


All three spent much of their time together. Watching the sunset in the evening. One day at sunset, Pathan (Afghanistan khan) had a desire to have sex, but if he did not see anyone there, he took the sheep in his arms.


Seeing this, the dog became alert. He quickly rescued the sheep from Pathan (Afghanistan khan) and barked at Pathan (Afghanistan khan). Pathan (Afghanistan khan) understood that the dog wanted to save the sheep. Then after that, he used to roam daily, but Pathan (Afghanistan khan) stayed away from the sheep.


Suddenly another day there came another storm in which a very beautiful girl reached the island. Pathan was very happy to see, but due to the storm, the condition of the girl was very bad. Pathan (Afghanistan khan) served him well and settled him within days.


When the girl got well, she was very happy with Pathan and said to him, “I am very happy with you, you have given me a new life. I can do whatever you want for me.”


Pathan (Afghanistan khan) was overjoyed to hear this and took the girl in his arms and whispered in his ear, “Can you take this dog for a while?”

Inappropriate Jokes

Inappropriate Jokes

Sex university paper

Time: 3 hours
Marks: 100

Question 1. Explain the properties of the best pussy in detail?
Or
Comparison of 2 methods of cleaning hair, (i) VEET method, (ii) RAZOR method.

Question 2. What are the types of Boobs? Describe graphically?
Or
Before starting sex, highlight the importance of finger fingering?

Question 3. You bow down, I fuck you, with is the poem What currency are Kavi teaching us to use?
Or
Describe in detail the strong manly fucking to extinguish a thirsty pussy?

Question 4. Explain the usefulness of masturbating in a man’s life?
Or
Write any 10 differences between the virgin pussy and the daily use pussy?

Numerical:

Question 5. An 8 “long and 3” thick hard cock is doing a stream fucking a young beautiful girl at a speed of 40 shots per minute.
If the size of the pussy: Depth = 4 inches, the smoothing coefficient = 8, and if the fuck lasted 5 minutes at the same speed, then tell the size of the pussy after sex?

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Clean Jokes

Clean Jokes

Multiple choice questions (1 mark each):

1). What is the name of balls hanging under the cocks?
i). HaIr
ii). Butts
iii). Balls

2). What is the pussy and cock insertion process called?
i). Fuck
ii). Hilt
iii). sex

3). What color is of the liquid coming out after hilt?
i). Black
ii). White
iii). Colorless

4). The second Head is a constituent of which sex organ?
i). Pussy
ii). Cocks
iii). Teat

5). What is the name of the Aids stopping device offered on cocks?
i). condoms
ii). viagra
iii). Copper tea

Short answer questions (5 marks each)

1). Mention any 5 benefits of Hilt?

2). What is the difference between asshole and pussy licking? Write briefly.

3). Describe any of the 5 signs of the ass fucker boy.

Long answer questions (10 marks each)

1). Describe the picture of pussy and explain the difference between pussy and Torn off pussy.

2). A detailed description of Gandhi’s principles of abusive sex.

Numerical Question (10 Marks)

1). One pussy whose radius of hole is 6 millimeters, an 8 inch long and 3 inch thick cocks fuck at a speed of 90 shocks per minute, so what will be the radius of the pussy after 10 minutes of fuck?

Note: Bringing sexy books and blue films on mobile is prohibited in the exam hall. Ass will be fuck if caught!

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